do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"
*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe
oysters can change genders back and forth
there are more plastic flamingos in the united states than real ones
a strawberry isnt a berry, but a banana is
the sound of E.T walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jelly